That is illogical, Captain!
I don’t know why I did thissss……..

I don’t know why I did thissss……..

KERMIT!

KERMIT!

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Captain, I find this to be…    …    ahem… illogical!

Captain, I find this to be…    …    ahem… illogical!

By, Melissa Rimmer

By, Melissa Rimmer

Red Dwarf… I find it to be illogical, Captain.

Red Dwarf… I find it to be illogical, Captain.

I’m a tiney tortle.  Pweese don’t dwop me!

I’m a tiney tortle.  Pweese don’t dwop me!

What spock sees.

What spock sees.

Excuse me, I’ve lost my pants.

Excuse me, I’ve lost my pants.

Uh oh…

Uh oh…

Turtle

Turtle